Aquarius – always has to keep their feet tucked under the covers.
For some reason, you still think the covers will protect you from monsters.
Pisces – will skip through their whole playlist to hear one song.
You know you’re going to get sick of it at some point, right?
Aries – talks to their pet like they understand everything.
Unfortunately, your Shih Tzu named Cookie isn’t able to tell you why they broke up with you.
Taurus – claps when the plane lands
You could never be embarrassed. Unless you’re the only one clapping.
Gemini – practices their arguments in the shower.
And you definitely regret not saying something meaner.
Cancer – stalks their crush’s relatives on Facebook.
Because knowing the full government name of their grandma and the date of their parents’ wedding is definitely normal.
Leo – randomly laughs about a funny moment that happened months ago.
And everyone around you is very, very confused.
Virgo – goes on the weather app on their phone to look busy.
Meanwhile, you’ve already memorized this week’s forecast.
Libra – apologizes to inanimate objects when they bump into them.
You secretly expect a heartfelt “it’s okay” in return.
Scorpio – keeps checking for food in the fridge even when they know it’s empty.
It is time to go to Walmart, bud.
Sagittarius – talks to themselves and other cars when driving.
The answer to why people will never use their turn signals will forever be a mystery.
Capricorn – prefers lying down on the floor because it’s “comfier.”
I see your future, and it is filled with lots of back problems.
