Important messages from the constellations: weekly horoscope


Aries: Never trust a troll–bridge or internet.

Taurus: Going to the mall with Becky is a very, very bad idea.

Gemini: Give all you can to those in need.

Cancer: You need to focus less on the material world.

Leo: Up is the direction your career is headed.

Virgo: Never go out without a fight.

Libra: Going to class is a pain, but you really should do it.

Scorpio: Let yourself feel angry at others. Don’t keep it bottled up.

Sagittarius: You are in for a big surprise when you get home.

Capricorn: Down is where you’ll be if you don’t keep your shoes tied.

Aquarius: Never be afraid to ask others for help.

Pisces: Going to will bring you great fortune and luck.