Which DGS teacher are you?
Ever wonder which DGS teacher is most like you? Find out after taking this short quiz!
Isabella Shin, Features Editor
January 30, 2023
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Question 1/12
It's Monday after a long lovely 5-day weekend. You walk into the school; which class are you most excited to attend?
Definitely English! I can't wait to get into a good book
MATH: derivatives, integrals, quadratic equations, you name it, I love it
Science, I love performing experiments and learning scientific processes
Spanish, learning a new language, fascinates me
Social studies! The only correct answer
I'd rather stay home
Question 2/12
Think fast! As you go to sit down after licking your lollipop, it falls onto the ground. Oh no! What is your next move?
Dust particle who? That sucker is going back into my mouth
Throw it out and replace it with a new one. Even though the last one is root beer…
Take it and rinse it under the sink and clean your floors! Why are there potato chips and hair on it
Look around to see if anyone noticed, then quickly stick it back into your mouth and ignore what happened. No one will ever know
Question 3/12
What gives you the biggest ick of the following?
Toe socks… I don't need to see your individual toes! We all know you have them; no need to see them!
People who talk during movies. "Omg, who is he?" I don't know, Jessica! If you weren't talking so loud, we would both know
People who bite their Kit Kats. No further comment
People who drive slowly in the left lane; there are two lanes for a reason, Jessica!
Question 4/12
Pick a color!
Blue
Red
Green
Purple
Question 5/12
Aww, look! As you strolled past the courtyard at school, you came across a group of adorable kittens. Which one do you pick up first?
This one
This one
This one
This one
This one
Question 6/12
This one The zombie apocalypse is upon us. You only have time to grab one of your most precious belongings. What do you take with you?
My phone, what else would I bring?
My favorite mascara. If I go, the mascara goes with me
My school Chromebook because what would my life be without it?
My favorite book. Reading is a necessity for me even if zombie's are trying to eat my brain out
Question 7/12
You wake up at 1 am frantically looking for something to eat. What are you craving?
100% Mcdonald's, nothing hits harder than two cheeseburgers, fries, and a fat fruit punch
IHOP for sure. Unlimited pancakes at 1 am; count me in!
Cereal, something about it always tastes better at night
Pickle juice, it's good. Trust me.
Question 8/12
What weird pregnancy craving sounds most appealing?
Pickles and peanut butter
Tuna fish with chocolate milk
Dirt
Dish soap on a cheeseburger
Question 9/12
Apple or android?
Apple
APPLE
apple
Android
Question 10/12
It's Friday night; you enter a party and quickly realize you don't know anyone there. What do you do?
Go out and socialize with people! I love meeting new people and can stick myself into any situation
IMMEDIATELY LEAVE. There is no way you are going to approach new people you do not know without a familiar face around
Wait for someone else to approach you first
Go into a corner and pretend to be on your phone. They must never know that your phone is dry, though
Walk in, scream, and then skip away out the door all the way back home
Question 11/12
What animal describes you best?
Chad the dog
Beauty queen dog
Cynthia the earthworm
Groot the toad
Belinda the cat
Question 12/12
And finally, what house would you want to live in?
Shrek's house
Mincraft house
Duck house
Haunted house
pierre? • Feb 1, 2023 at 10:28 am
no matter how much i try i cant get my english teacher
Isabella Shin • Feb 1, 2023 at 2:03 pm
who is your English teacher?
natalia • Jan 31, 2023 at 1:54 pm
10/10 i am mr kuhn and he is me (I have no idea who this man is)