Geese are the bane of my existence, and before you call me crazy, here are five reasons why geese are the worst species on the planet.

5. They HISS

Have you ever simply walked by a goose and it starts hissing at you? Sure, it may be protecting itself, but seriously why do they hiss like they’re some snakes? You’re a bird and not some reptile that had the audacity to think it’s okay to just hiss at people doing NOTHING WRONG.

4. They’re so arrogant it’s unbelievable

Ever heard of an arrogant bird? These birds walk around like they own the world and they won’t move even if you’re late for school, honking your horn and debating whether you should just drive.

3. They poop everywhere

This one is self explanatory.

2. They bite

First of all, they have sharp teeth. Second of all, those teeth are used to bite unsuspecting people. The amount of stories I’ve heard about the countless times of geese bites against innocent victims shouldn’t be greater than one, but it is.

1. They’re so loud and honk so much

It’s a beautiful sunny morning, and you’re outside breathing in fresh air. The birds are chirping, the geese are honking so loud you can’t even hear the birds anymore. Birds are known to chirp and sing, but geese don’t do any of that, they honk like your alarm- An alarm that doesn’t have a snooze button.