Aries

You may be experiencing a series of unfortunate events. Don’t get down on yourself, and remember, two L’s make a W. Your lucky fruit is a mango.

Taurus

With the change in weather, you may be longing for warmer times. Think warm thoughts. Your lucky fruit is a dragon fruit.

Gemini

The fortune you have come across in the past week is making you a bit overconfident. Sit down, be humble. Your lucky fruit is a blood orange.

Cancer

Man up, big girls don’t cry. Your lucky fruit is a kiwiberry.

Leo

February is four months away. Time is running out to find the Danny to your Sandy. Your lucky fruit is a jackfruit. #HappyCuffingSzn

Virgo

That color really doesn’t do anything for you. Your lucky fruit is a wood apple.

Libra

If you’ve been feeling like you’re a fork while life is soup, just become a spoon. Your lucky fruit is a plum.

Scorpio

Did you really think this was going to give you some actual advice? Your lucky fruit is a clementine.

Sagittarius

Start opening up more to those close to you. Or don’t. Your lucky fruit is a cotton candy grape.

Capricorn

You may be feeling like you’ll never find the answer you’re looking for. Look harder. Your lucky fruit is a pomelo.

Aquarius

It’s the last day to turn in your early action applications. Do what you will with that. Your lucky fruit is a guava.

Pisces

“Don’t worry, be happy” — Michelle Tanner. Your lucky fruit it a soursop.