Valentine’s Day is tomorrow, and if you’re still single, you are in for a treat because your horoscope will tell you what type of date you will have on this chocolate-y

day.

Aries: You, my friend, need to find yourself a Gemini. Like you, they value communication and directness. They are brave and intelligent, but watch out — they can be incredibly cunning and deceptive, so try not to get your heart broken.

Taurus: A Virgo is where it’s at for you. Although everyone has their ups and downs, and you are very stubborn and reluctant to change, a Virgo is humble, modest and orderly, meaning you can be exactly who you are without any compromise. Again, everyone has their vices, so you better start paying attention to the little things because your new s/o is critical and a perfectionist.

Gemini: Look, just because Aries might want a Gemini, don’t give in to peer pressure, because you would do well with a Libra as well. They are easy-going and always surround themselves with beauty, which is perfect for you as you love to surround yourself with people. Beware, they can be very passive aggressive and might turn on you one day, but until that day comes, go to as many parties as you can.

Cancer: Oh, baby have I got the match for you. Find yourself a Scorpio, a tall and handsomely gorgeous human being. I’m sorry to be the one to say it, but you are an attention-seeker and it just so happens a Scorpio can be jealous and clingy so they fit the bill. Not to worry, Y’all have your upsides too. Both of you are very passionate and driven.

Leo: Saagitttarrriiuuusssss. I know you can hear me, but I’m singing it to the stars. It’s a perfect match. Both of you are a fun-loving, world-exploring, party-going and beauty-achieving bunch. Well, besides the fact that, while you can be very dominating and a show-off, your new partner can be very lazy and irresponsible. So, just get past your differences and seal the deal already.

Virgo: Now, although you would make a great pair with a fellow Taurus, a Capricorn would also float your boat. Or should I say ride your camel? So, based on other websites because I actually know nothing about zodiac signs, you should apparently stick to other Earth sign people, So basically, you are limited to Taurus and Capricorn. I guess it’s because Y’all are just really practical and honest people. Put that to the test.

Libra: Now, even though a Gemini wants you, play hard-to-get because you would also be perfect with a Leo. Just like the Sagittarius, you both have so much in common, personality wise and, lucky for you, you won’t clash with a Leo’s show-off lifestyle because you love a romantic relationship.

Scorpio: To be honest, I know a Cancer is searching for you because you can’t help but be handsomely gorgeous, but go out looking for one of your own. Since you will both have the same type of personality, you won’t be overwhelmed with someone like yourself and you are less likely to get hurt as you know how to protect yourself from your own.

Sagittarius: Look, I’m not explaining this again. Just go out and find yo-self a Leo. If you absolutely need the explanation, scroll up and read Leo’s description. It’s perfect, trust me.

Capricorn: *deep breath in, big sigh* Romance. Grab a Pisces and head to France. Man, I wish I was you. You need a straightforward, romantic luv-a and Pisces is perfect for you. But, when you get in one of your pessimistic moods, try not to get too down as a Pisces is very unrealistic and dependent, so they rely on you to keep the relationship moving.

Aquarius: Whelp, you are in a pickle my darling. It’s true that both a Gemini and a Libra would be perfect for you, given that all three of you are intelligent and harmonious people; however, I just told both of them to go after other people, so this Valentine’s Day might be filled with rejection for you. Oops, my bad.

Pisces: So, apparently you should stick to other Water signs like yourself, or so I read. So stick with a Scorpio or a Cancer, except two other signs are searching for a Scorpio — both of which you are searching for. All of you are harmonious and want long-lasting relationships, so either is perfect for you. In my opinion, your best bet is finding a Cancer. It’s less competition.

If no other zodiac signs ride your camel, you might just have a lousy holiday. But look on the bright side, you’d be a single pringle and ready to mingle just like me. I’m a Leo, by the way so … take from that what you will.